BOT STATUS

Online? Maybe?

SPECIES

Ferret

INTELLIGENCE

Questionable

FAVORITE FOOD

Macaroni & Cheese

PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

C++ (i'm lying, it's JavaScript)

THREAT LEVEL

Probably fine

unintelligent polecat

Huh? Who's that?

Unintelligent Polecat is a state of the art Discord bot. This little ferret is happy to help you with your silly little commands. He don't care. He just a little guy.

Feet Shirts

I don't know. I'm still working on this section.

PLEASE DO NOT USE THE PAYMENT SECTION. IT WILL NOT WORK!

Can't get enough?

Cop a membership. It's only $4.99 for one month - use code N30 to try it for free for 3 days. Neo gives you access to faster command cooldowns, increased message and usage limits, as well as some exclusive perks. Right now, we only have a singular tier and don't plan to introduce new ones.

Neo Base

$4.99 flat

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